少兒英語(yǔ)幽默小故事
幽默常會(huì)給人帶來(lái)歡樂(lè)，其特點(diǎn)主要表現(xiàn)為機(jī)智、自嘲，調(diào)侃、風(fēng)趣等。下面是小編整理的一些幽默的英語(yǔ)小故事，希望大家喜歡!
少兒英語(yǔ)幽默小故事【1】
I Don’t Like Her
Bob goes to a new school.
One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks.
“I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.”
我不喜歡她
鮑勃的去了所新學(xué)校。
一天， 他回到家，他媽媽問(wèn)他：“你喜歡你的新老師嗎?”
“不，我不喜歡她，媽媽。因?yàn)樗日f(shuō)3加3等于6，然后她又說(shuō)2加4等于6.”
少兒英語(yǔ)幽默小故事【2】
Sleeping Pills
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
安眠的藥
鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給他開(kāi)了一些強(qiáng)力安眠的藥。
星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了過(guò)來(lái)。他到了辦公室，遛達(dá)進(jìn)去，對(duì)老板說(shuō)：“我今天早上起床一點(diǎn)麻煩都沒(méi)有。”
“好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了?”
少兒英語(yǔ)幽默小故事【3】
Count Tomorrow Morning
It’s a right. John is looking at the sky.
Tom is John’s younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?”
John says, “I’m counting stars.”
Tom laughs and says, “It’s really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?”
明天早上數(shù)
這是一個(gè)晚上。約翰抬頭看著天空。
湯姆是約翰的弟弟。他問(wèn)約翰：“你在干什么?”
約翰說(shuō)：“我在數(shù)星星。”
湯姆笑著說(shuō)：“現(xiàn)在天空太黑了。你為什么不等到明天早上再數(shù)呢?
少兒英語(yǔ)幽默小故事【4】
A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.
一個(gè)人正朝著一個(gè)富人的房子走去，當(dāng)他沿著路走時(shí)，在路的'一邊他發(fā)現(xiàn)一箱好蘋(píng)果，他說(shuō)：“我不打算吃那些蘋(píng)果，因?yàn)楦蝗藭?huì)給我更多的食物，他會(huì)給我很好吃的東西。”然后他拿起蘋(píng)果，一把扔到土里去。 他繼續(xù)走，來(lái)到河邊，河漲水了，因此，他到不了河對(duì)岸，他等了一會(huì)兒，然后他說(shuō)：“今天我去不了富人家了，因?yàn)槲也荒芏蛇^(guò)河。” 他開(kāi)始回家，那天他沒(méi)有吃東西。他就開(kāi)始去找吃的，他找到蘋(píng)果，很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來(lái)吃了。 不要把好東西扔掉，換個(gè)時(shí)候你會(huì)覺(jué)得它們大有用處。
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