萬圣節中英文祝福短信「惡搞」
英文版
1.I know it’s horrible to ask but…could I borrow your face for Halloween?
2. IF you hear scraping at the window, don’t worry it’s only a branch. The zombies use them to reach the windows. Happy Halloween!
3. I ’m glad to have you as my GHOUL-friend this Halloween. Happy Halloween from your loving xxx.
4. If you do not manage to see a ghost this Halloween, do not worry!
5. Just see yourself in the mirror and start making merry! Happy Halloween!
6. When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, Happy Halloween.
7. Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous Halloween!
8. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams. Happy Halloween!
9. Here are the happiest of wishes for a Halloween that will be happy in every way for someone like you. Happy Halloween!
10. It's Halloween,
Time To Dress Up In Your Crazy Costume
And Have That Party.
Tell Scary Stories And Beware,
The Ghosts Are Listening Too.
Enjoy Your Halloween To The Fullest.
11. Do You Wish To Look Upon
The Face Of Your Future Husband,
Or You Romantic Damsel?
Look Into The Mirror This Halloween Night
And You Will See Him Blowing Kisses To You.
Have A Wicked Halloween.
12. May This Halloween be as bright as ever!
May this Halloween bring joy, health and wealth to you! May the festival of lights brighten up you life! Happy Halloween!
13. When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
14. Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees. Tonight is Halloween! Happy Halloween!
15. On Halloween, witches come true;
Wild ghosts escape from dreams.
Each monster dances in the park.
Happy Halloween!
16. May the light that we celebrate at Halloween show us the way
And lead us together on the path of peace & social harmony. Wish You A Happy Halloween!
17. To drink the blood
And relish warm flesh
Come out my ghost
Without dread or fright
To the Graveyard No 13
On this very Halloween night
Happy Halloween!
中文版
1.黑夜降臨，陰森的城堡，蝙蝠振翅劃破黑夜，城堡上懸掛的那一個個南瓜燈幽幽地望著你，此時門鈴驟響，朋友請開門吧……哈哈，不要怕。萬圣節快樂哦!
2.工資是吝嗇鬼，物價是大頭鬼，房價是吸血鬼，心情是討厭鬼，萬圣節到了，快扔出你的`煩惱，讓它們統統去見鬼!
3.喂!你身后站著個人，那是誰?!天哪，他還會跟著你轉呢。哈哈...其實我想對你說：萬圣節快樂!
4.萬圣節要注意：為防止白日見鬼，出門要神出鬼沒，穿得像人模鬼樣，工作中鬼使神差，交談時鬼話連篇，收到短信要神不知，鬼不覺!請相互轉告!
5.開心鬼在寫短信，幸福鬼在發短信，機靈鬼在轉發短信，小氣鬼在收藏短信。嘿嘿，萬圣節里你是個什么鬼!
6.如果你有心愿藏在心里那就在萬圣節里說出來吧，我保證它們都會實現的，至于是什么時候，鬼才知道!
7.你的背后有人!別動!看著屏幕，千萬別回頭，他一直都在守侯，守侯著你無意間的驀然回首...哈哈，嚇到你了嗎?其實只是我想對你說：萬圣節快樂!
8.平時是我對你的關心不夠，現在我知道這是不對的，今天是萬圣節，沒有你在我身邊，我感覺特別的孤單和害怕，你來陪我吧，有你在我就有安全感了，因為你。可以辟邪!哈哈!萬圣節快樂!
9.今天萬圣節，你只要按照我的方法做，就能知道你身邊有沒有鬼出沒，首先沐浴更衣，然后一邊在心中默念“我不怕鬼”一邊照鏡子，你就能在鏡子里看到鬼了，你試試看，祝萬圣節快樂!
10.把南瓜做成燈，將心里的‘鬼’驅趕;用掃帚把心里的魔，掃除心田;用黑貓的叫聲，讓‘鬼’遠離你的身畔;用吉祥的咒語，祈禱一生平安;萬圣節到了，祝你快樂相伴，幸福平安!
11.萬圣節要到了，看看你達到了哪種富裕境界：第一境界是有錢能使鬼推磨，第二境界是有錢能使磨推鬼，第三境界是有磨能使鬼推錢，第四境界是有磨能使錢推鬼，第五境界是有鬼能使磨推錢，第六境界是有鬼能使錢推磨。如果不能對號入座，發財鬼將把你緊緊糾纏。
12.因為你有著魔鬼般的身材，天使般的笑容，我總是為你神魂顛倒，魂牽夢縈，魂不守舍。這不，我又神不知鬼不覺的，鬼使神差的給你發了一條短信，祝你萬圣節快樂!
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