60個(gè)搞笑的英語(yǔ)繞口令
(1)Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.
(2)She sells sea shells by the sea shore.The shells she sells are surely seashells.So if she sells shells on the seashore,I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
(3)"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised."Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."
(4)A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net.
(5)Where is the watch I put in my pocket to take to the shop because it had stopped?
(6)Bob bought a big bag of buns to bait the bears' babies
(7)A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.
(8)Mr. Cook said to a cook: "Look at this cook-book. It's very good." So the cook took the advice of Mr. Cook and bought the book.
〔9〕 A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly "let''s flee!" and the fly said to the flea"Let's fly!.Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue.
〔10〕Peter Piper picked a peck of picket prepared by his parents and put them in a big paper plate.
〔11〕The rat-catcher can't catch caught rats.
(12〕Six silly sisters sell silk to six sickly senior citizens.
〔13〕Ten tiny tortoises tried to talk to twenty timid toads.
〔14〕How many cuckoos could a good cook cook if a cook could cook cuckoos?
〔15〕Three thumping tigers are tickling trout.
〔16〕Sheep shouldn't sleep in shaky shacks, should they?
〔17〕A spoiled boy destroyed a toy for joy.
〔18〕Nick had a big pig with thick sticky skin.
〔19〕Cat, cat, catch that fat rat!
〔20〕Some say sweet-scented shaving soap soothes sore skin.
〔21〕Big blue balloons bounced by Billy's brown bike.
〔22〕Five fine funny frogs frowned on furry furniture.
〔23〕The nurses in skirts washed thirty dirty shirts.
〔24〕If a chow chews shoes, how does he choose which shoes to chew?
〔25〕Little Willie's wooden whistle wouldn't whistle.
〔26〕Better beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.
〔27〕Lots of little London Lamplighters light London's lots of little lamps.
〔28〕Shadows shade the sheltered shallows.
〔29〕His shirt soon shrank in the suds.
〔30〕As the roaring rocket rose, the restless roosters rollicked.
〔31〕The next number is neither nine nor nineteen.
〔32〕Sally Sue sat sadly saying sixty-six syllables to silly Sandy.
〔33〕The frozen fishermen threw their frozen fish back in again.
〔34〕An elevator on Everest is an Everest elevator.
〔35〕Swan, swim over the sea. Swim, Swan, swim!swan, swim back again. Well swum, Swan!
〔36〕I see seven seagulls soaring southwards silently.
〔37〕Tommy Tye tried to tie his tie but tugging too tight tore his tie.
〔38〕The dude dropped in at the Dewdrop Inn for a drop of drink.
〔39〕Mrs Snelling's selling six sick six-shilling sheep.
〔40〕Tiny Tommy Tortoise talked to Tessie Turtle on telephone ten times today.
〔41〕Sixty-seven sacks of salt sitting side by side.
〔42〕Can Christmas come twice?If Christmas can come twice, when else can Christmas come?
〔43〕With one hand her husband hit her hat into a high hole.
〔44〕Mrs Claton collects coconut cookies and crunches while she's counting crutches.
〔45〕The man with fair hair dare not repair their chairs there because there is a bear there.
〔46〕Master Carl asks his class not to go to the parks to play cards.
〔47〕 When a doctor doctors another doctor, does he doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored or does he doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor?
〔48〕 How much wood would a woodcutter cut if a woodcutter could cut wood? He'd cut as much wood as a woodcutter could if a wood cutter could cut wood.
〔49〕Nina needs nine knitting needles to knit naughty Nita's knickers nicely.
〔50〕I don't know why Joan showed a yellow coat to the goat in the snow.
〔51〕I slit a sheet, A sheet I slit. Upon the slitted Slitted Sheet, I sit!
〔52〕A Big black bug bit a big black bear.Where's the big black bear the big black bug bit?
〔53〕Begging for the bactine and clamouring for calamine!
〔54〕 Moses supposes his toeses are roses, But moses supposes erroneously. For moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses as moses supposes his toeses to be!
〔55〕The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
〔56〕 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers. A peck of pickle peppers Peter Piper Picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers, where is the peck of pickle peppers Peter Piper picked
(57)Neither father nor mother likes this weather.
(58)A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
(59)Betty Botter had some butter,"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,it would make my batter bitter.But a bit of better butter--that would make my batter better."
(60)So she bought a bit of butter,better than her bitter butter,and she baked it in her batter,and the batter was not bitter.So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
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