簡單簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯

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簡單簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯

　　愛笑的人，運氣總不會太差，因為笑可以讓人充滿正能量，更能讓自己面對挫折，勇往直前，以下笑話希望能讓你爆笑每一天。

簡單簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯

　　簡單簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯一：第四元素 The Fourth Element

　　Teacher: What are the four element of nature?

　　Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...

　　Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?

　　Student: Soap!

　　老師：自然界的.四大元素是什么?

　　學(xué)生：火、氣、和。。。和。。。

　　老師：和什么?想一想，你用什么洗手的?

　　學(xué)生：肥皂。

　　In court a judge asked the witness, "How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you're under oath so tell the truth."

　　The woman replied, "I'm twenty one and some months."

　　The judge said, "Be specific: how many months?"

　　So she said, "One hundred and eighteen months."

　　庭上的法官問證人：「多大了?我的`意思是，真實年齡是多少?別忘了剛才已經(jīng)宣誓過，所以請誠實作答。」

　　這位女士回答：「我是二十一歲又幾個月。」

　　When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher.

　　"I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being I've forgotten it . What can that mean?"

　　"It means that you are more intelligent in dreams than when you are awake," the teacher explained.

　　一名學(xué)生在班上沒有做出老師的教學(xué)題，他感到很遺憾，對老師解釋說：“我記得昨天夜里做夢對這道題解對了，但現(xiàn)在一時想不起來了。這說明什么?”

　　“這說明你做夢的時候比你醒著的`時候更聰明”。老師解釋說。

　　A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, "I have some good news and some bad news for you."

　　Then Mr. Johnson said, "Please, give me the good news first."

　　So the doctor said, "The doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."

　　一位醫(yī)生走進(jìn)醫(yī)院的'病房，告訴強(qiáng)森先生：「我有一個好消息和一個壞消息要告訴你。」

　　強(qiáng)森先生說：「請先告訴我好消息吧!」

　　醫(yī)生說：「本院的醫(yī)師決定用你的名字，來為一種不治之癥命名。」

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