搞笑幽默的諺語
諺語是民間集體創造、廣為流傳、言簡意賅并較為定性的藝術語句，是民眾的豐富智慧和普遍經驗的規律性總結。以下是yjbys小編搜集整理的搞笑幽默的諺語，歡迎閱讀。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.有夢想才有未來，所以去睡覺吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "努力工作不會導致死亡! 不過我不會用自己去證明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "工作好有意思啊!尤其是看著別人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給你留了余地。
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動，但并不妨礙你盡情觀看。
The more you learn， the more you know， The more you know， the more you forget. The more you forget， the less you know. So why bother to learn.學的越多，知道的越多; 知道的越多，忘記的越多;忘記的越多，知道的越少：那還學什么勁兒?
Money is not everything. There"s Mastercard & Visa.鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
Love the neighbor. But don"t get caught.要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的.老公知道。
Behind every successful man， there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man， there are two.每個成功男人的背后都有一個女人，每個不成功男人的背后都有兩個女人。
Every man should marry. After all， happiness is not the only thing in life.再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，畢竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry， and when they marry they become otherwise.聰明人都不結婚，但一旦結了婚很難再聰明起來。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.成功是一個相關名詞，它會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚(聯系)。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.愛情就象照片，需要暗房來沖洗(發展)。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
拓展閱讀：中國最常用諺語
1. A bosom friend afar brings a distant land near. 海內存知己，天涯若比鄰。
2. A common danger causes common action. 同舟共濟。
3. A contented mind is a continual / perpetual feast. 知足常樂。
4. A fall into the pit, a gain in your wit. 吃一塹，長一智。
5. A guest should suit the convenience of the host. 客隨主便。
6. A letter from home is a priceless treasure. 家書抵萬金。
7. All rivers run into the sea. 殊途同歸。
8. All time is no time when it is past. 機不可失，時不再來。
9. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 一日一個蘋果，身體健康不求醫。
10. As heroes think, so thought Bruce. 英雄所見略同。
11. A young idler, an old beggar. 少壯不努力，老大徒傷悲。
12. Behind the mountains there are people to be found. 天外有天，山外有山。
13. Bad luck often brings good luck. 塞翁失馬，安知非福。
14. Bread is the stall of life. 面包是生命的支柱。(民以食為天。)
15. Business is business. 公事公辦。
16. Clumsy birds have to start flying early. 笨鳥先飛。
17. Courtesy costs nothing. 禮多人不怪。
18. Custom makes all things easy. 習慣成自然。
19. Desire has no rest. 人的欲望無止境。
20. Difficult the first time, easy the second. 一回生，二回熟。
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