最搞笑英文笑話故事（精選10個）
笑話來源于生活，卻又可以讓我們的生多些歡樂、開心，現在，一起來開心爆笑下。下面是小編精心整理的最搞笑英文笑話故事，歡迎大家借鑒與參考，希望對大家有所幫助。
最搞笑英文笑話故事 1
A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom -flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."
Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."
自己做好準備
校園里流傳著這樣的故事：一個學生一次給父母拍了一份電報，上面寫著：“媽媽，我所有功課都不及格，被學校開除。讓爸爸做好準備。”
兩天以后，他收到了回電：“爸爸已準備好。你自己做好準備吧!”
最搞笑英文笑話故事 2
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
Nicks answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考試
在一次物理考試時，當同學們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。
這個問題是：為什么在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電后聽到雷聲?
尼克的回答是：因為眼睛在前，耳朵在后。
最搞笑英文笑話故事 3
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, Ill play it."
一男子去酒吧，點了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放下。當他環視酒吧時，發現一只猴子蕩下來，在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。
該男子問酒吧招待，這只猴子是誰的。服務員回答說是鋼琴手的。男子走到鋼琴手面前問：“你知道你的.猴子偷了我的啤酒嗎?”鋼琴手回答說：“沒有，但是如果你能哼唱，我會為你演奏的。”
最搞笑英文笑話故事 4
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning. Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly. The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"
譯文：一天早晨，一位黑人女人和一位金發女郎正走在公園里。突然，黑人女人發現了一只死去的小鳥。“哦!看這只死去的小鳥。”她悲傷地說。金發女郎停下了腳步，她抬頭望著天空，問道：“哪，在那?”
最搞笑英文笑話故事 5
一個中國人、一個美國人和一個日本人一起去沙漠旅行。
途中他們迷路了，又餓又渴。這時他們發現了一個神燈，擦了擦后，燈神出現了。
燈神說：“我可以滿足你們每人三個愿望。”
美國人搶先說：“我要很多錢，還要很多美女，然后送我回美國。”
燈神滿足了他的愿望。
接著日本人說：“我要很多錢，還要很多美食，然后送我回日本。”
燈神也滿足了他。
最后輪到中國人了，他說：“給我一瓶二鍋頭。” 喝了之后，他又說：“再給我一瓶二鍋頭。”
喝完第二瓶，中國人想了想，說：“把那兩個家伙給我叫回來。”
美國人、日本人一臉無奈地又回來了。
The Chinese, the American and the Japanese went on a trip to the desert together.
On the way they got lost and were hungry and thirsty. Then they found a magic lamp. After rubbing it, the genie appeared.
The genie said, "I can fulfill three wishes for each of you."
The American rushed to say, "I want a lot of money, a lot of beautiful women, and then send me back to the US."
The genie fulfilled his wishes.
Then the Japanese said, "I want a lot of money, a lot of delicious food, and then send me back to Japan."
The genie also fulfilled him.
Finally, it was the Chineses turn. He said, "Give me a bottle of Erguotou." After drinking it, he said again, "Give me another bottle of Erguotou."
After drinking the second bottle, the Chinese thought for a while and said, "Call those two guys back for me."
The American and the Japanese came back helplessly.
最搞笑英文笑話故事 6
一位女士帶著她的兒子去看精神科醫生。
女士說：“醫生，我兒子這半年來一直覺得自己是母雞，怎么辦呢？”
醫生說：“這都半年了，為何現在才帶來看呢？”
女士：“我們全家都等著吃雞蛋呢！”
A lady took her son to see a psychiatrist.
The lady said, "Doctor, my son has been thinking he is a hen for half a year. What should I do?"
The doctor said, "Its been half a year. Why bring him here only now?"
The lady said, "Our whole family has been waiting to eat eggs!"
最搞笑英文笑話故事 7
英語課上，老師問：“同學們，動詞后面跟什么？”
小明毫不猶豫地回答：“打次，動詞打次動詞打次……”
（這里是用 “動詞打次” 模仿動次打次的節奏，有搞笑和調侃意味）
In the English class, the teacher asked, "Classmates, what follows a verb?"
Xiaoming answered without hesitation, "Da-ci, verb da-ci verb da-ci..."
(Here it is using "verb da-ci" to imitate the rhythm of "dong ci da ci", with a sense of humor and teasing.)
最搞笑英文笑話故事 8
許仙給老婆買了一頂帽子，白娘子戴上之后就死了，因為那是頂鴨（壓）舌（蛇）帽。
Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Bai Suzhen died after wearing it because it was a duck-tongue-pressing (snake-pressing) hat.
（這里利用了 “鴨舌帽” 的諧音和白娘子是蛇的身份進行搞笑創作）
最搞笑英文笑話故事 9
問：“為什么鳥兒在天上飛？”
答：“因為它不會開車！”
Q: "Why do birds fly in the sky?"
A: "Because they cant drive!"
最搞笑英文笑話故事 10
有一天，小明走在路上，突然感覺腳很酸，低頭一看原來是他踩到了檸檬。
One day, Xiaoming was walking on the road and suddenly felt that his feet were very sour. Looking down, it turned out that he stepped on a lemon.
（這里運用了 “腳酸” 和 “踩到檸檬” 的關聯，制造出一種意外和搞笑的效果）
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